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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, October 03, 2008

OH NO! Say it ain't so...

Greetings my people, lol...

I have not shot any photos in a few weeks...but I will get back to it soon, I think...

I have so many photo projects that are still in process to finish...ie images taken but not fully processed! yikes!

Here is something new here...I am a huge political junkie, though I haven't really blogged about it yet.

I am going to start now...not to go and tell you who to vote for, but just to share some amusement...

I will stipulate I am a flaming liberal, or at least that is how I vote, though according to some recent surveys I have taken, apparently I have some libertarian tendancies...who knew??!?! Be that as it may, I willingly and enthusiastically will be voting Obama/Biden. In my heart it is the only way I can vote. I believe in it passionately.

Anywho, given that, and that I love good snark...it is so easy to find nowadays. The lovely Mrs Sarah Palin is like this golden ticket! Be it the excessively hilariously accurate (barely) impersonations by her doppelganger Tina Fey, or her *may I call you Joe* greetings, and *winks* to the camera, it's like an endless well.

One of the most funny bits of email I have gotten recently on this bit(I only get funny snark, nothing serious---coincidence?!) is this diagram of her debate style...it just cracks my shit up.

I think I am having far too much fun, at America's expense! Say it ain't so!?!?!?!



But in the end, amusements aside...I implore, my friends, my family, my fellow americans to VOTE! Vote because you mean it. Vote because you can. Vote because it matters.

VOTE


xoxo

P.S. Sarah, love the suit!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Love, Lust or ... ?

Which will I find?

So, I am a single gal in the city...

I have tried online dating half heartedly, I admit.

Match.com, yeah, signed up!

True.com ....been there, done that!

Eharmony.... who can finish that grueling personality survey?!?!? eeps!

So, I just posted a personal ad on Craigslist, Seattle... I figure, what can it hurt... minimally, it could be amusing....

Here is what I wrote:

Are you tall? You must be tall...I like to wear heels...humor! - 34

You must get my humor..........and not hate that I overuse ellipses; they are irresistible. I love the city, and hope you do too...it is a beautiful fun place. Music...must like music...rock is my favorite--love live shows. Travel...traveling is good...it gets you out into the world...everyone should have a passport...Pretty soon, if you don't, you won't even be able to go to Canada...the horror! I love photography...that is random, but true...I am learning to shoot a SLR as we speak(well not this very second, as I am writing, but generally). Are you real, or a figment of someone's imagination? Does that sound like a ridiculous question? It is. You should be smart, normal, tall, dark and deathly hot...well, at least tall. I like to wear heels after all. I am a nice gal, I hope...I like people who are cool and want to have a good time. I am as serious or not serious as needed... Would love to meet anyone. No fuss, no muss. I am low mainenance (read not demanding) but like nice things, nice places, and nice people...I have a dry sense of humor...and have even been called a smart alec on a work review(?)...I like to think I am pretty...but really, who am I to judge...a troll to some, a goddess to others...a reflection to myself. The facts: I am half latina, half white...in reality a mix of many different things. I am single. I am 5' 6". I am not petite, rather a girl with a real figure and curves...if you like model slim I am not your girl--I want to feed the hollywood girls some cheesecake...but I do not have to shop in special stores, or sizes... If you must know what I look like...those are my feet...a view on the beach where I would love to be...And myself in S Korea last year...the last, is me...self portrait...I can provide other pics on request...I would expect the same courtesy. If you have read this far...well, you know the drill...

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/w4m/419223311.html

I was feeling amused with myself, clearly...not sure anyone will 'get it' or me, for that matter.

But ya know, nothing ventured, nothing gained. I once sent an email off to a guy on match, and his response was that we lacked chemistry....uhm, ok... we never met... EVS!

I now have an email full of responses. I fear a little what type of responses I will have gotten. But remember, humor cures all worries.

The answer to this blog coming soon! Pray I live to tell about it;)

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